BF4L Kid

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Biography

The BF4L Kid was a teenager at Space Tree and Mee's High School. He and the Purple Kid were admireres of first Space Tree for beating up Mee, then of Mee for getting expelled and then of the Black Kid for destroying their shrine (which they made for Mee). While punishing Mee for using his "special powers," the Principal demonstrated what to NOT do and used his psychic powers on the BF4L Kid... and here are the facts that are known to us now:

  • He wets his bed every night.
  • He has eleven (11) toes.
  • Born with a kangaroo sized tail.
  • Born without eyebrows (possibly like everyone).
  • Masturbates to a photo of his cousin every night, it's pretty funny.
  • Doesn't know how to spell "conundrum".
  • He's never worn a hat.
  • He doesn't like to water ski.

He also revealed, that Forescore Jones is not Santa. Because he can do that, he has to be a Zombie

  • He actually really may be, considering he still looks the same age as he did TEN YEARS AGO!


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