Forescore Jones

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Biography

Forescore Jones is a hunter... of the Un-dead! Not to be confused with the non-dead. He'll hunts zombies, vampires, werewolves, mummies, zombies, succubuses or even Damn Dirty Apes for you!!!

He once went undercover as some guy who helps people cross the street to aid the battle against the Un-dead.

He also has a very extensive stamp collection.

He his weapon seems capable of firing two types of ammunition: live rounds which are powerful enough to punch holes through peoples' heads and tranquilizer darts. He can most often be seen firing the latter of the two, usually in great numbers.

He hosts his own TV show called Zombie Action Patrol (ZAP). He will kill any informant that does not lead to zombies.

Memorable Quotes

  • "I'm sorry kid, you don't have the magic in you..........*whisper*and you never did *pushes Commander X down and starts shooting him* - Resident Treevil
  • "*Singing* If you're a werewolf and you know it claps your hands!" - Resident Treevil
  • "Question one! If I have 3 apples and I add 5 apples, then divide by 2 apples, add 17 apples, subtract 10 apples, and finally add 3- AND A HALF apples: How many GOD-DAMN apples would I, Forescore Jones have at that time?!" - Forescore Jones: Undercover



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