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Contents 1 Main Characters 1.1 Space Tree 1.2 Commander X 1.3 Allon 1.4 Mee 2 Secondary Characters 2.1 Alien 2.2 Christopher 1 2.3 Christopher 2 2.4 Dancing Candy Cane 2.5 Forescore Jones 2.6 Freely McWheely 2.7 Ghost Spider 2.8 Mr. Warden 2.9 PinkFrosting88 2.10 Professor Clerman 2.11 Reginald 2.12 SpeshDiv Robot 2.13 Tarbob 2.14 Wayne 3 Minor Characters 3.1 The Amanolla Family 3.2 BF4L Kid 3.3 Bird 3.4 Black Kid 3.5 Carrots 3.6 Clerman Clones 3.7 Frank 3.8 Hairy Guy 3.9 Kidnapper 3.10 Lamp 3.11 Mee's Beard 3.12 Mee's Boss 3.13 Old Potato Farmer 3.14 Psycom 3.15 Snitch 3.16 Space Tree Action Figure 3.17 Tahoma Fresh 3.18 Tarmex 3.19 The Mirage 3.20 The Stem

Main Characters

Space Tree

• "Space Tree is over here!" - Space Trouble
• "Well, I guess there's nothing left to do but - push this button!" - Space Trouble
• "With my new found vision, I can see that your costume is a pathetic piece of sucking crap" Space Vision
• "You have twenty-four hours to convince the Space President to spare the life of me, Space Tree the Space Tree." - I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space
• "Take that! You stupid friggin wall!" - Out of Space
• "Now I know how Buddha felt when he was nailed to a Christmas tree, ya know?" - Space Slave
• Commander:"We're rich!"
  

Space Tree:" Correction. I'm rich!" Emotional Distress

• Mama Mia! I mean...dammit.

Commander X

• "So how many can I put ya down for?" - Ash Hole
• "Three it is!" Ash Hole
• "Dude! Dude, that's not cool, dude." Ash Hole
• "You made the right decision, Freely McWheely. So long...{singing}...suckerrrrrrrrr!" - I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space
• "Now let's get to a fucking hospital." - Serious Kidnapping
• "It's time for everyone to do the Space Dance" - Clone Commentary
• "Gimme an S!" - Trumpet Shenanigans
• Forescore Jones:"Is your name Space Tree?"
  

Commander:"Depends... Did he win something?"Resident Treevil

• "Top of the morning to ya, Space-a-ta-ree!" - Sideburned in Space
• "Well gee whiz, Space Tree, you better watch out for that asteroid!" - Desert Space
• "Uh... OK. Imaginably inexplicable. Although, I am in occupancy of an exceedingly appropriate idea..." - Space Tea
• "Who the hell uses light purple? What, are you an idiot?" Space Plans
• "Robot clone? I mean...robot clone?" No Chalk
• "Smarter then me, Commander? I think your the dumb one here, Space Tree!" - Cannibalize This

Allon

• "Ah-haha! That's hilarious!" - Space Jam
• "Shut up! I don't even have any arms!" - Cyber Space
• "(In Space Tree's voice) Space Tree is coming down the stairs!" Cyber Space
• "Hey, I wanna go to Beardland, too! Yay! (Mee's Beard bites off his arm) Oh, what, cuz I'm green?!" - Back to Beardland
• "(weird voice) I agree, Allon, they are nuttier than a nut bush! (normal voice) ...Shut up, Allon." - Kill or Kick
• "Useless like a space fox! AHAHAHAHAHA!" - The Crown
• "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!" - Cannibalize This
• "Okay! You don't like me! We get it!" - The Giving Tree

Mee

• "It's Mee." - Space Package
• "No, I'm Mee. If anyone is you, it's you." - Super Space
• "Don't look at Mee." - Hand Shake
• "This gives Mee an Idea." Frame Game
• "Well, well. Looks like the ball is in my pants now." - Emotional Distress
• "Hey man, I see you got the lower case l brand. nice" - The Potato Farm"
• "Now, here's my sexy plan..." - The Crown
• "Ow! How did you know that getting a shotgun blast in the chest was one of my several weaknesses? Damn you!" - The Crown
• "Hey, man - I am some kind of awesome weapon!" - Frame Game

Secondary Characters

Alien

Christopher 1

Christopher 2

Dancing Candy Cane

• "It's Candy Cane Time!" - Super Space

Forescore Jones

"Name's Forescore Jones, Hunter... of the UNDEAD!" - Resident Treevil

"So which one is it, Tree-man? You're either a zombie, a vampire, a werewolve, a mummy, a zombie... a succubus... or even a damn dirty ape!" - Resident Treevil

"SHUT UP YOU FILTHY SCUM!" - Resident Treevil

"If you're a werewolf and you know it, clap your hands!" - Resident Treevil

Freely McWheely

• "WHO THE FUCK LET THIS GODDAMN TREE IN HERE?!" - Frame Game
• "Well, the only position that you'll be getting now is Space Vice F*** Mother****ing, ***k-s***er, B***-licking, f***ing, s***ing mother****er, because I am NOT a tr**!" - Harassin' Assassin (Easter Egg)

Ghost Spider

• "There seems to be an awful lot of dirt and twigs...and sap on the floor. Ugh." - Space for Rent

Mr. Warden

• "Aww, gosh darn it! Son of a gun, heck!" - I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space

PinkFrosting88

• "(about the Space Prison) Look, I've been there before. There's nothing to steal. - Super Space
• "Yeah...well...you know...the camera adds...four limbs." - Super Space
• "Rescue you, kidnap that green kid, whatever." - Super Space
• "(to Allon) You've become like a nephew to me. ... Well, not a nephew. More like a dog. Well no, I- I like dogs, but... you're more like a hamster. Yeah, a big, fat, green, disgusting hamster. - Frame Game

Professor Clerman

Reginald

SpeshDiv Robot

Tarbob

• "Good evening. I have been asked to come here tonight, and share with you the story of the origin of one Space Tree the Space Tree. So I will. 'Chapter One. Once upon a time, Space Tree's parents had sex, and nine months later, he was born. The End.' Good night, everybody!" - The Origin of Space Tree
• "We'll have more on this story right after I drink this can of paint here on Channel K news." - Office Space
• "Don't blame me. I don't write this crap; I only read it. Speaking of reading, watch me eat this Bible sandwich." - Super Space
• "I'm getting a boner just thinking about it!" - Harassin' Assassin, Allon's Crib
• (on the Commander's threat to get another network to cover the story of Space Tree): "You mean there's more than one?!" - The Giving Tree

Wayne

Minor Characters

The Amanolla Family

BF4L Kid

Bird

Black Kid

• "Because I like to rock!" - Space Girlfriend
• "That shrine sucks my ass!" - Fight Right

Carrots

Clerman Clones

Frank

• "You can't fire me! I will destroy you!" - The Origin of Space Tree

Hairy Guy

Kidnapper

Lamp

Mee's Beard

Mee's Boss

• "You better clean out your desk right now, because you - are - fiiiiii- promoted!" - The Origin of Space Tree
• "Don't worry. We can rebuild her. We have the technology." - The Origin of Space Tree
• "We can steal her shoes. We have the technology." - The Origin of Space Tree

Old Potato Farmer

Psycom

• "Hell yeah!" -Psycom, Airlock, Paperwork

Snitch

• "I don't even... know where I am." - Trumpet Shenanigans
• "He's lying, Stem. Let's get him! I saw him writing his name in the snow earlier!" - Trumpet Shenanigans
• "Ow, my liver!" - Commander in a Dress

Space Tree Action Figure

• "Shiver me timbers! Someone stole my meatball!" - Ash Hole
• "Mama mia! Buy a shirt." - Ash Hole
• "My name is Space Tree and I like to water ski! Do do do do!" - Ash Hole
• "Space Tree is coming down the stairs!" - Ash Hole
• "I already put the lime in the coconut!" - Ash Hole
• "That'll be seven dollars fifty." - Ash Hole
• "Slow and low, that's the tempo." - Ash Hole
• "I thought I told you to get those rubber gloves out of my kitchen sink!" - Ash Hole

Tahoma Fresh

• "If I weren't holding a microphone, I'd give you a round of applause right now. Followed by a handjob." - The Giving Tree
• "Why, if he were here right now, I'd totally start making out with him all over this news desk." - The Giving Tree

Tarmex

The Mirage

The Stem