Slave Grave
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Space President Freely McWheely enslaves Space Tree and the Commander as punishment for their crimes against him [they were framed in Frame Game - ed!], and rewards Allon with the position of Space Vice President (SVP).
Cast (in order of appearance): Freely McWheely, Space Tree, Allon, Commander X, Bird, Frank, Wayne
Places: Space President's Office, Slave Room
Page title: Whoa, that is awesome.
Running time: 4:30
Date: August 9, 2005
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Transcript
(open to Commander, Allon (wearing boots for most of the episode) and Space Tree in Freely McWheely's office)
FREELY MCWHEELY: We-hell, you thought you were gonna get away with it, didn't you? And you thought you were just gonna have your way with me. Didn't you?!
SPACE TREE: ...Mr. Space President, what are you talking about?
FREELY MCWHEELY: Oh, I'm sorry! Was that tree just talking?
ALLON: He was talking, Mr. McWheely. I heard him.
SPACE TREE: He's right- I was.
FREELY MCWHEELY: Somebody better gag him RIGHT NOW.
COMMANDER: Right away, Mr. Prime Minister, sir!
(he tears part of his shirt, used to gag Space Tree)
FREELY MCWHEELY: So, anyway... what do you want?
ALLON: Uh, you called us in here, Mr. President, to punish us for breaking into your office earlier.
COMMANDER: Wait, that's why we're here? I thought I was recieving some kind of award!
FREELY MCWHEELY: Ah, so you're the culprits. It looks like everything is falling into place...
COMMANDER: (holds up piece of paper) I wrote an acceptance speech and everything!
FREELY MCWHEELY: I should have known that that hornswaggler would turn out to be a dirty, stinking tree!
SPACE TREE: (gagged) (mumbling)
FREELY MCWHEELY: Oh, oh, what's that? What's that you say? You wanna be kicked in the head? Well... O-K! (kicks Space Tree over) HAAA!
COMMANDER: Whoa... that's gotta hurt.
(The Space Prez continues to kick Space Tree 15 times)
COMMANDER: ...Uh, I think he's had enough, Mr. McWheely.
FREELY MCWHEELY: Trust me, son. Tree's can't get enough of this. Here, why don't you try? It's actually kind of... arousing.
COMMANDER: Uh, that's alright. I'm really more of a speactator-
FREELY MCWHEELY: I SAID KICK! DO IT!
ALLON: I'll kick him for you, Mr. McWheely!
(Allon kicks Space Tree)
FREELY MCWHEELY: Heh. Nice work, my green amigo.
COMMANDER: Geez, Allon. Space Tree would never kick you like that.
ALLON: Yeah, he would-
COMMANDER: That was pretty harsh.
FREELY MCWHEELY: That kind of harshness is just what I'm looking for! Say hello to our new Space Vice President! (points to Allon)
ALLON: Whoa. That is awesome.
COMMANDER: You're making him the SVP?! I'll kick his face off for that position!
FREELY MCWHEELY: No, I'm tires of kicking trees for today. Take him to the slave room, whitey.
COMMANDER: Slave room? I guess that's one of those ironic room names, right?
(cut to Allon, now behind the SVP desk)
ALLON: No, it's a room where slaves go. So go, slave! The SVP commands it!
(Commander drags Space Tree to the slave room)
SPACE TREE: That space president is such a dick. What the hell is his problem?
COMMANDER: (holding a menu) Yeah, and check out this slave breakfast menu. All they've got on there is toast! Nothing to put on it, just ****in' toast by itself! (tears it in half)
SPACE TREE: Yeah! Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Commander?
COMMANDER: I hope not, becuase that would burn my nipples right off.
SPACE TREE: Ugh, no, I;m thinking I can't let the space president trick me like that again. I'm saying we need to kill the president of space!
COMMANDER: What, just because he slapped you around a bit? Come on. Stop being such a little bitch, Space Tree.
SPACE TREE: Well, all right, I won't literally kill him, but, I definately won't let him sucker-punch me like that again. Next time he tries to kick me, I'll give him one of these!
(kicks Commander in the shin)
COMMANDER: OW! You kicked me in the shin!
SPACE TREE: Sorry. Got a little carried away there. I guess we both need to work together to take down the Space President. We'll kick his ass with the power of teamwork!
COMMANDER: Teamwork it is!
SPACE TREE: (at same time) Go team Space Tree!
COMMANDER: (at same time) Go team Commander!
(pause)
(cut to the SVP's office)
BIRD: (in deep voice) Meanwhile...
(we see Allon at his desk; the name on his desk reads "Alan Rickman")
FRANK: (over comm) Mr. Space Vice President, I have a message for you!
ALLON: Transmit it please, Ca-rollll!
(she leans in)
FRANK: The message is "you suck and are fat and stupid, you fat, stupid, green piece of crap."
ALLON: Oh. OK. That's kind of a mean message...
(Wayne enters)
WAYNE: You know what else is mean? Kicking your pal Space Tree when he's down.
ALLON: Well, I didn't mean to kick him. I guess I just got a little overcome with green power. You think I should go apologize to him?
WAYNE: What I really think it that you should get your fat green ass and your stupid desk out of my spot before I kill you!
ALLON: ...So that's a "yes"?
(screen-wipe to Allon in front of a door reading "Freely McWheely's Seeeeecret Rooooom- Do not enter"; he enters)
ALLON: Mr. Space President? I'm just gonna go and apologize to- WHAT IN THE FRIG?
(we see Freely McWheely as a tree with a crocodile-thing head)
ALLON: You're a tree!?
FREELY MCWHEELY: Uh... no! Of course not!
ALLON: Oh. OK, then! Bye!
FREELY MCWHEELY: I'm only... part-tree.
ALLON: Oh. So I guess this is partly why you hate trees.
FREELY MCWHEELY: Yes. It's all because of my skanky mother who made me look like this. And now you know... my terrible secret.
ALLON: Yeah. Well, that's pretty whack. See ya!
FREELY MCWHEELY: Wait a second, Allon! You won't be telling anyone what you saw here...
ALLON: I sure won't. Goodbye! (he leaves)
FREELY MCWHEELY: I won't let you get away with revealing my secret shame, Allon A-mon-o-la! (whips out a knife) I'm gonna kill you and your two friends!
(Allon re-enters)
ALLON: Uh, were you still talking? Cuz I left.
(roll end credits)
(to be continued!) is displayed between replay and menÜ.
Easter Eggs
- Click anywhere onscreen after the episode finishes loading.
- At the end screen, the word "toast" is hidden in the middle of the screen. Click it for an extra scene at the end.
- FREELY MCWHEELY: I won't let you get away with revealing my secret shame, Allon A-mon-o-la! (whips out a knife) I'm gonna kill you and your two friends!
- {A bald, heavy set guy appears on screen in front of him. He holds up a sandwich partway through his line.}
- SANDWICH GUY: Yeah! And I'm gonna eat this motherfucking sandwich!
Fun Facts
Remarks
- As Freely McWheely says "Somebody better gag him RIGHT NOW", he leans to the side and you can see an angry face on his chair.
- When the fourth page menu was unaccessible, you could right-click and press play on the third page to access it and thie episode was called "!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- When the Commander shows his "acceptance speech", the words of the paper actually read "What's the deal with Ovaltine?" This is a line from the popular TV show, Seinfeld.
- If you check out the flash file, you can see two weird Allon's faces to the right (may need to resize you browser to see it fully).
- The boots Allon wears in this episode are the same as the ones he wore in his Commander disguise in Frame Game; the only difference being that the boots were painted/scribbled black.
- When Space Tree mentions killing the Space Prez, the word 'kill' appears for one frame.
- When The Commander drags Space Tree to the slave room, the words "M. M. was Right Friggin Here!" are written on the wall. Meelord is seen writing this in Frame Game
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