Space Jam
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Space Tree tries to get through to The Commander and Allon by using his amazing teaching skills. Allon brings jam to class.
Cast (in order of appearance): Space Tree, Commander X, Allon
Places: Space Tree's Classroom, Airlock, Space Tree's Ship
Page title: The mean team
Running time: 3:20
Date: 14/10/2004
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Transcript
(open to Space Tree standing next to a blackboard with triangle calculations on it)
SPACE TREE: So as you can see by my calculations here, triangulation is most definitely the key to this particular project. A triangle has three sides (cut to The Commander and Allon, Allon reaches out for a brick) and if you take each side and you put it into a ball then you gotta have t.. (Space Tree gets hit by the brick, thrown by Allon) Alright, who threw that?
ALLON: It was HIM, I saw him do it, right now! Just n..
(The Commander rips off Allon's arm)
THE COMMANDER: No I didn't! Space Tree, he's lying, it was him.
ALLON: I'm lying?! You're the one who is the liar here, not me.
THE COMMANDER: You're the one's lying, don't turn around it into my face...
SPACE TREE: Ok, ok, ok. Just pay attention to this class I'm teaching here, because it's very important stuff. So anyway, as I was saying before, a triangle has three sides, and they are next to a square which has four, (Cut to Allon who reaches out for a jar of jam) and if you put them together you get like eight (The Commander reaches out for a spoon; Allon points to the jam and then to Space Tree; The Commander reaches out for a fork) sides, right there. M.. Maybe it's seven, but I have to get my calculater an... (The jar of jam hits Space Tree's trunk).
ALLON: Heeheeheehee
SPACE TREE: That's it! You're both have detention after class!
THE COMANDER & ALLON: Aw man! Come on!
SPACE TREE: Now I have to go to the other room and clean this jam off my trunk. So you two behave while I'm gone.
(Space Tree leaves, Allon flips him the bird)
THE COMMANDER: Man, this is all your fault!
ALLON: (Interrupting The Commander) Hey, While he's gone, let's totally leave the room and when he comes back he'll be like "Oh my god! Where'd they go?". And then he'll totally go crazy and he won't know what's going on.
THE COMMANDER: Ok, let's go then!
(The Commander gets to an airlock)
THE COMMANDER: Hey, man, here's a good place for us to hide.
(The Commander uses a glove to open the airlock door and Allon walks inside)
ALLON: Yeahhh! It's gonna be hilarious when he comes back! (The airlock door closes) Heh heh heh.. Heh. Hey what are you doing out there?
THE COMMANDER: I'm just gonna pull this switch so you'll be released into space and hopefully die.
ALLON: Ho.. Oh really... Oh! Heh... You got me, heh heh he(The Commander pulls the switch) Oh, my god!
(Cut to an 'interlude' showing The Commander in a 'tree' wig, Space tree running by and a black and white guy with a monocle and a "I never!" on his shirt): (???)
GUY: Damn, baby, that Commander's one cold-blooded mutha-sucka! If you know what I mean.
(Cut to The Commander with a huge hand knocking on a door labeled 'ST')
THE COMMANDER: Space Tree! (Another knock) Allon is trying to ditch the detention!
(The door opens up)
SPACE TREE: Hey, can you come inside here, please?
THE COMMANDER: Umm.. O-Okay.. (The Commander enters, Space Tree still has jam on his trunk)
SPACE TREE: yeh, I'm gonna need your help cleaning this jam off my uh.. My trunk. My.. (sighs) My Arms can't seem to reach in that direction, y'know.
THE COMMANDER: Hehhehheh.
SPACE TREE: It's not funny!
THE COMMANDER: Oh. I.. know, it's not funny at all, heh. So.. You can't even reach anything that gets stuck in that area?
SPACE TREE: Uhh.. No, I guess I can't.
THE COMMANDER: Really...
SPACE TREE: No! Wait A minute! Yeh, I can reach everything, nevermind.
THE COMMANDER: No, I don't think you can...
SPACE TREE: I can!
THE COMMANDER: Well then, it won't matter if I do THIS (Sticks a note that says "insert here" with an arrow pointing to Space Tree's mouth into the area where the jam is)
SPACE TREE: AWW!! Dammit! I hate you! What does it say? It's just..
THE COMMANDER: (simulationously) Ha-HA! ha ha ha ha ha ha
SPACE TREE: It's not funny, alright? Just pull this freaking thing off me.
(Cut to Allon holding on to the ship's window from outside)
ALLON: Ah-hahaha! That's hilarious!
SPACE TREE: What does it say, damnit!?
THE COMMANDER: Whatever it says, it's comedy gold, my friend.
SPACE TREE: UGH! If this says anything about my mother, I'm gonna kick your ass..
THE COMMANDER: Okay, okay, here's a mirror, (reaches out a hand mirror and shows it to Space Tree) just look at it, and you can read it for yourself. It's not that funny, really.
(Space Tree looks at the mirror)
SPACE TREE: My god!!! I'm blind!!!
(cut to the ending credits)
Fun Facts
Remarks
- First appearance of Allon
- First mention of [[Triangles||
- Music in this episode is credited to 'Joe Boat'.
- In the bottom right corner of the 'Insert Here' sign, it says 'LOL™'.
Trivia
- This was one of the two episodes that were released on Newgrounds, and was labeled as "Space Tree the Space Tree #3". The other is Space Trouble. The intro/exit sequences are slightly different.
- There is a movie called "Space Jam", starring Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
- This is what the title of the page (the mean team) comes from too. one of the characters on the monstars, (the enemy team) says: "you heard of the dream team? well we're the mean team!"
Episode Description
Space Tree tries to get through to The Commander and Allon by using his amazing teaching skills. Allon brings jam to class.
External Links
- Watch "Space Jam"
- View the flash file for "Space Jam"
- Watch "Space Jam" as a part of the keentoons Podcast
- View it on Newgrounds
