Space Vision
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The Commander gives Space Tree his old eye he doesn't need anymore. Later he also get's Allons arm.
Cast (in order of appearance): Space Tree, Commander, Ghost Spider, Alien, Allon, SpeshDiv Robot, Eyeball
Places: Space Tree's Ship
Page title: probably
Running time: 4:00
Date: 11. November 2004
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Transcript
(opening credits)
(cut to the Spaceship with Space Tree standing there, the Commander comes in, he has an eyepatch and holds a present.)
COMMANDER: Happy Hanukkah, Space Tree!
(cut to the Commander, a arrow points to his eyepatch, it says "eyepatch", then cut to Space Tree, holding an eye)
SPACE TREE: Hey thanks... Hey wait. This is an eye. Why'd you give me an eye?
(cut to both, the Commander, wears a Christmas hat and holds one in his hand.)
COMMANDER: Because it's Christmas! Hey I don't need it anymore. (cut to the Commander pointing at his eyepatch with his arms, then a couple of other arms come across the screen) The x-ray vision's broken, so I'm giving it to you, ST. Now you'll be able to see just like me. Chim chim cher-ee.
(cut to Space Tree)
SPACE TREE: Oh thanks, but uh what, you just have one eye now?
COMMANDER: Not for long. My mom is sending me a new one for Kwanzaa, and she said this one is gonna have heat vision, so now I'll finally be able to hunt whatever the hell keeps crawling around in the air ducts.
(pan up to the air vents to Ghost Spider, holding some cards)
GHOST SPIDER: Was he talking about me?
(pan left to the alien)
ALIEN: Probably.
(pan down to Space Tree)
SPACE TREE: Well, it looks like Space Tree has an eye to attach! TO THE MEDICAL BAY!
COMMMANDER: You have a medical bay here?
SPACE TREE: Well, I just assumed that-
COMMANDER: You know, I can just attach the eye right now. I mean, that's what the staple gun's for. (pulls one out)
SPACE TREE: Oh, well, uh... word to your mother.
COMMANDER: What?
(one screen-wipe later: eye is attached in the "ST" letters on Space Tree's trunk)
COMMANDER: Say hello to your new eye!
SPACE TREE: Uh... hello.
COMMANDER: I don't mean- the eye can't actually talk back, you know.
SPACE TREE: I know that. Come on. A talking eye? Sssh. Stupid.
COMMANDER: Actually it sounds pretty cool. Imagine that. (his hand comes from the bottom of the screen, moves to his chin) I'd be able to talk... to my eye. (hand moves out) Heh. I'm gonna get one of those instead of that stupid heat vision. (exits right)
(doorbell rings)
SPACE TREE: Sounds like somebody's at the door. I'd better go see who it is!
(cut to the door, we see Allon dressed as Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (*I guess, see Trivia))
ALLON: Trick or treat, mother- Whoa! What the...
SPACE TREE: Oh Trick or treat, is it? Yeah, Nice try Allon, but with my new found vision, I can clearly see that your costume is a pathetic piece of sucking crap.
ALLON: Where.. Where did you get that eye?
SPACE TREE: Second of all, I can now read on my "Cheers" calender (hold up one; according to it, the month is Octember) that Halloween was roughly two weeks ago, which means, you're late, boy.
ALLON: Did you, like, kill someone and cut their eye out?
SPACE TREE:And thirdly, I've never even heard of that so-called "Halloween", as you put it.
ALLON: I didn't put it anyway.
SPACE TREE: That's three strikes, son. And, I think you know what that means.
ALLON: Yeah. Yeah... I do.
(one screen-wipe later: cut to the Airlock, with Allon in it.)
ALLON: Uh, Mr. Space Tree, my arm is caught in the door.
SPACE TREE: That's alright, you'll grow another one.
ALLON: Yeah, well, I guess that makes sense. Hey, aren't we supposed to have a class today?
SPACE TREE: Yeah, we are. But you're suspended.
(flips switch)
ALLON: OH, GOD-
SPACE TREE: Suspended in space. Heh-Heh. Hey, Commander! Did you know what I said!? In space is where- oh, you don't care. Hey, Looks like the kid forgot something (picks up Allon's dismembered arm). Yes. This could come in "handy". Heh. "handy". I should have security cameras set up around here so someone can watch my hilarious antics. ...handy...
(one screen-wipe later: Space Tree has attached the arm)
SPACE TREE: Yes! Finally I can play "Rock, Paper, Scissors", just like I've always dreamed!
(doorbell rings)
SPACE TREE: Someone else at the door? I guess I live in Popularityville today if you know what I mean!
(door opens; the SpeshDiv robot rolls in)
SPESHDIV ROBOT: Special delivery for Commander U-
SPACE TREE: Oh, yeah, yeah, I can sign for that!
SPESHDIV ROBOT: You are not the intended recipiant of this special delivery.
SPACE TREE: Oh Yeah, but I know the guy, so-
SPESHDIV ROBOT: (angrier) You dare to try and fool the special delivery company with your foolish lies, fool?!
SPACE TREE: No, I just-
SPESHDIV ROBOT: Well, I have another special delivery! (pulls out chainsaw blade) FOR YOUR ASS, BITCH! DIE!
(he advances on Space Tree, but the scene pauses; pull back to reveal the Commander at a security camera thingy)
COMMANDER: So you see, Space Tree? This is what would've happened if you had some human body parts.
(pull back to reveal Space Tree cut in half)
SPACE TREE: I know, it only happened yesterday! And I've had enough of these security tapes. They made me look fat.
COMMANDER: Oh, come on, you look fine. Hey, what do you think, talking eye?
EYEBALL: Well, I think you should shut the hell up!
COMMANDER: Oh, yeah? Why don't you say that to my face, eyeball?!
EYEBALL: Heh. You're-a friggin crazy. I'm gettin' my round ass outta here.
(the eye jumps out of the Commander's head; as he rolls away, so do the credits)
COMMANDER: Good thing he left when he did. Cuz I would have kicked his- AAA!
(he gets impaled by the SpeshDiv robot)
SPESHDIV ROBOT: Happy Valentine's Day.
COMMANDER: Aw.
(cut to end screen)
Fun Facts
Trivia
- Bean McBean voices the Alien.
- The three screen-wipes are labeled
- The one while Space Tree's eye gets attached says "horizontal screen wipe 01"
- The one while Allon gets put into the Airlocked says "vertical screen wipe 01"
- The one while Space Tree attaches Allon's arm, says "horizontal screen wipe 02"
- There are five holidays mentioned in this episode.
- On the Calender, three things are planned: "AMETEUR HOUR", "HAIRCUT" AND "HELLO WEEN".
- The music in this episode is credited to 'Joe Butchershop'.
Real-World Reference
- Allon's "Halloween" costume is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
- Speaking of Aqua Teen, Commander's line "So you see, Space Tree? This is what would've happened if you had some human body parts." is similar to the ATHF episode where Master Shake brings Meatwad a pet snake, and it turns out to be a simulation.
- Cheers is a currently syndicated TV show.
Episode Description
Since the x-ray vision in his eye no longer works, The Commander donates it to Space Tree. Space Tree is pretty happy with his newfound vision, so let's hope it isn't all ruined for him by a crazy robot or something. Guest starring McBean as an alien.
External Links
- Watch "Space Vision"
- View the flash file for "Space Vision"
- Watch "Space Vision" on the Video Podcast
