The Christophers

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Biography

The Christophers are a body with two heads, both named Christopher, both of whom speak with identical British accents. Christopher 1 is the smart one, Christopher 2 is the dumb one (but he gets to have the writing hand). He holds a glass of wine in each hand and served them in The Captain's Club, which he owned, before Space Tree bought it from them with his inherited two million pizzolas (pizzas). They are/were a friend of Space Tree. Christopher 1 likes to say that his other head is a robot, causing Christopher 2 to stab himself in the head with his wine glass. They became rich after selling Space Tree's two millions pizzolas to a guy who will pay them ten dollars a pizza.

As of now, they've bought back the Captain's Club, because they lost all of their winnings on Russian Roulette, and there was a loophole in the contract. Explains everything, huh.

In Forescore Jones: Xmas, they worked with Forescore Jones in a sting operation to catch kid zombies. They eventually abandoned the plan when a zombie was found. Also, their birthday is Christmas Day.

In The Tree Whisperer, Christopher 2 is near-death and unconscious, thanks to the fact that PinkFrosting88 and gang had stolen a life-sustaining magic cube back in The Marone Mongoose. His near-death state has allowed Mee to slap him for forty hours straight until Christopher 1 decides to move to a different room.

As of The End, the Chistophers' location is unknown, as they were sucked into a portal made by PF88. Also in that episode, Christopher 1 revealed that everyone in the room (PinkFrosting88, Reginald, and The Christophers) had super powers, although it remains unclear exactly what powers the Christophers possess.

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Memorable Quotes

  • "If I wasn't holding a wine glass right now, I would be giving you the thumbs up."
  • "Oh, well, what a coincidence. I presented your mother's business opportunity last night! ... I dunno. He told me to say it. What do you want?"
  • "While you were gone, we bought the Club back, because we lost our fortune playing Russian Roulette, and there was a loophole in the contract." - Allon's Crib
  • "Please add some more!" - [1]


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