The Clerman Clones - Episode 4
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EPISODE 4: Dude, Where's My Clone?
Sensei Professor Clerman has disappeared and stuff! Looks like it's up to the Clerman Clones to find him!
Cast (in order of appearance): Clerman Clones (David (the one who is not crying), Michael (the dude), the unnamed clone #3, and the unnamed tough clone), November, Professor Clerman
Places: Clerman Clones' Island (probably)
Page title: Clerman Power!
Running time: 2:28
Date: November 19, 2005
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Transcript
(roll Clerman Clones opening credits)
(cut to their headquarters)
DAVID: Holy cow, guys! Sensei Professor Clerman has disappeared!
MICHAEL: Dude, that's totally... bogacious and stuff!
CLONE #3: No, it isn't, Michael. We have to find out where the Professor is post-haste.
TOUGH CLONE: Hey, I've got a better idea. Let's just forget about that dick-face and get on with our lives.
CLONE #3: This is the Professor we're talking about here- maybe you should try being a little more ma-ture?
TOUGH CLONE: Maybe you should try licking my clone-hole.
CLONE #3: Well, maybe I will!
MICHAEL: Dudes, stop the fighting! David is crying over there!
(cut to David, not crying)
DAVID: No, I'm not.
(Tough Clone walks over, carrying a box of tissues)
TOUGH CLONE: Aw, does the crybaby want some tissues? For his tears?! Hmmmmmm? (David says nothing; T.C. hits David, sending him off-screen)
CLONE #3: OK, that's enough tom-foolering around for today. We have to get down to business.
TOUGH CLONE: I got down to your mom's business last night!
MICHAEL: Dude, that's totally... awesome-matical...
TOUGH CLONE: Shut up, you freaking drug addict.
(enter November)
NOVEMBER: Hey, Clerman Clones! What's going on in here?
CLONE #3: Terrible news, November! Professor Clerman seems to have dissappeared, as if someone stole him! I thi-
NOVEMBER: I know where he is!
CLONE #3: ...What?
NOVEMBER: I heard the information from my news desk... cuz I was reporting news at the time.
MICHAEL: Well, then, why are we wasting time here, dudes? Come on, dudes and dudettes! Let's go to the dudemobile so we can save that dude, dude!
NOVEMBER: Yeah, let's go, guys!
(everyone leaves, except for November, who just stands there; after a while, Clone #3 comes back)
CLONE #3: Are you coming, or what?
NOVEMBER: (gibberish)
(one transition screen later, the clones (now armed) and November are at some warehouse or something)
NOVEMBER: According to these data reports, Professor Clerman... should be somewhere on the east side. There he is.
(pan a few feet to the right to reveal Professor Clerman)
PROFESSOR CLERMAN: Hello.
CLONE #3: For the record, Professor, it was MY idea to find you.
DAVID: Hey, this seems a little TOO easy. Almost as if it's a trap!
CLONE #3: Oh, shut up. You're just jealous!
(we see November now has a shotgun)
NOVEMBER: Actually, it IS a trap! Because I was behind it... and now I will destroy you all!
MICHAEL: Dude, this is totally... suck-acious! You know?
CLONE #3: Shoot him first, please.
NOVEMBER: Ha ha, just kidding! (she drops the gun) This isn't even a real gun! Gotcha!
(Tough Clone walks up behind her and snaps her neck)
TOUGH CLONE: That's what you get for messing with the Clerman Clones, bitch!
(the others stare)
TOUGH CLONE: What?
(roll end credits, that falter at the Keentoons logo)
Easter Eggs
- Click on the double 'oo' on the word "toons."
- TOUGH CLONE: (looking at November) I gotta get me one of those jumpsuits.
Fun Facts
Remarks
- If you watch the flash file vertically, right after November says "I heard the information from my newsdesk", you can see the words "shut" & "up" on her eyes.
- On Newgrounds, Ed Atlin's alias is "YellowJumpsuit".
Real-World References
- This special is based on the cartoon show Teenage Mutant Ninjas Turtles. A couple of reasons being that November is a funny rip-off of April O'Neil, the Turtles best friend who's a newsreporter and a hot babe. Also, the scene where the four Clermans have weapons that the Turtles use on the show (see above picture). Also, the personalities of the Clones resemble those of the Turtles (Dave is smart like Donatello, the one with the Red Bandanna is a badass/jerk like Raphael, Mike is a party dude like Michaelangelo and the blue one is obviously the leader like Leonardo). There is also the font use for "Clone" in the intro, it's looks exactly how "Turtle" is written in the show.
External Links
- View "The Clerman Clones - Episode 4"
- View the flash file for "The Clerman Clones - Episode 4"
- Forum thread re: "The Clerman Clones - Episode 4"
