What's Inside That Tree?
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The Commander hosts a game show while Space Tree is asleep.
Cast (in order of appearance): 2 Commanders, Space Tree, Allon, Lamp
Places: What's Inside That Tree? Set
Page title: game show prop
Running time: 2:30
Date: 11/25/2004
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Transcript
(roll What's Inside that Tree? opening sequence)
ANNOUNCER: It's time to play everyone's favorite space game show, "What's Inside that Tree?"! With your host, Commander X! (his voice echoes on "X")
(cut to Commander, behind a desk)
COMMANDER: Welcome to the show, everyone! Now, we've only got about a half-hour till Space Tree wakes up (cut to Space Tree, asleep on the ground; then cut back), so let's see who we've got with us tonight! Our first contestant is our returning champion, Allon Amanolla! (cut to Allon, behind a podium) Say hello to the audience, Allon!
ALLON: Hello to the audience, Allon!
(both start to cheaply laugh)
COMMANDER: Heh heh heh... oh, y- you get me with that every week.
ALLON: Well, that's how we rehearse it.
COMMANDER: Also on tonight's show, we have a lamp (cut to lamp in the position next to Allon), and myself wearing a wig and a mustache (pan to see Wig & Mustache Commander).
WIG & MUSTACHE COMMANDER: How's it going?
(cut back to Commander)
COMMANDER: So, now let's get ready to play... "What's-
(Allon shows up next to Commander)
COMMANDER & ALLON: ...Inside that Tree?"
COMMANDER: Yeah, just go sit down, Allon.
ALLON: All right. (he goes back to his podium)
COMMANDER: Tonight's clue is... (we see him reaching into Space Tree's branches) ...I feel it... it's a solid object... possibly alive. Boy, I sure hope it's not Space Tree's brain!
ALLON: Ha ha... That's a good one, Commander!
COMMANDER: Yeah, OK... Contestants, go!
ALLON: Uh, a dolphin!
LAMP:
WIG & MUSTACHE COMMANDER: Uh, ch- a jar of mayonaisse?...
COMMANDER: You're getting warmer, but still cold. Round 2, go!
ALLON: Uh, d-, uh, (leans over) a shark!
LAMP:
WIG & MUSTACHE COMMANDER: Is this the whole game, we just keep guessing until someone gets it, or what?
COMMANDER: You know how it goes, just keep guessing!
WIG & MUSTACHE COMMANDER: Uh, a credit card?
COMMANDER: Oh, you're so close! You're hotter than Allon's mom after she was lit of fire, thrown into a volcano, and hurled into the sun! Round 3, go!
ALLON: Uh, j- what did you do to my mom?
LAMP: A credit card?
WIG & MUSTACHE COMMANDER: Hey, that was my answer, stop breakin' the rules!
(Space Tree wakes up)
SPACE TREE: Uh... what the hell are you people doing?
ALLON: He's awake! Run for it! AAA!!
(he runs offscreen; we hear glass breaking)
(Space Tree stands up; a jar of mayonaisse falls out and breaks)
SPACE TREE: Ugh... damnit, Commander, I thought I told you to stop using me as a game show prop while I'm asleep.
COMMANDER: Oh, really? Cuz I thought you said to keep using you as a game show prop-
SPACE TREE: Shut up.
COMMANDER: Hey, I'm just doing it for my many viewers! You don't want me to get cancelled, do ya?
SPACE TREE: What, is this even on TV?
COMMANDER: Shut up and go over there. I need to wrap the show up.
(he walks over to his host podium)
COMMANDER: Well, since Space Tree's awoken early, we've reached the end of our program. Join us next week for our "What's Inside that Tree?" one-hour special, sponsered by this rope and this bottle of chloroform (hold both up). Good night, every-
WIG & MUSTACHE COMMANDER: Hey, do I win something, or what?
COMMANDER: Oh, right. Uh... you win a date... with that lamp.
WIG & MUSTACHE COMMANDER: Oh. OK.
(cut to end screen)
Easter eggs
- Click on Commander's wig to change it to an afro to the Space Farm hat, and back to the original wig.
- At the end click on the green circle under the Keentoons T.V. to see Psycom say "Hell yeah!"
Fun facts
Remarks
- The object inside of Space Tree is a jar of mayonnaise, just as the commander with a wig & a mustache guessed but was told he was incorrect.
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